Beauty Trumps Decay
I sledgehammer a block of treated wood, perform last rites for a mouse, burn my oven, and make pool sticks so pretty you’ll watch like the screen is dripping eyeball crack.
Jovi Elevated to Rank of Lady — (still prefers c’mon Stinker!)
After the solemn ceremony vouchsafed for future generations in the video below, I returned Jovi to her flats and at the door insisted, “After you, Lady Jovi.” She peered at me through eyes set under deep brows, furrowed with canine intelligence gleaned from eons of her forebears standing beside their best friends. “This is your […]
I Was Screwing Around Shaving. My Wife
Good thing for that period up there in the title, aye? Anyhow. I was screwing around shaving. My wife said if I had white hair I’d be a dead ringer — or rather the live ringer of the dead author — Mark Twain — a scribbler I set at the very throne of all that […]
Look what came in the mail!; PLUS Your chance to inspire the Character Cues logo
I lost my other Fucky Fucky hat, the blue one, when I rolled my 4 wheeler a month and a fortnight back. I went back looking for it after a month passed, but I didn’t find it. So I made this one. Corduroy, since winter’s coming. Prettttttty Slick. Also, I’m thinking about getting a logo […]
Creating Head in the Clouds
I’ve loved my wife’s voice from the first time I heard it. Only made sense that I’d ask her to write a song for my future videos. When we sat to talk about what I wanted, what it should sound like, all I knew was it had to be laid back and honest about life. […]
Brandon Giuffre
7/7/22: Brandon Giuffre treats us to a gritty and heartfelt tune some y’all’ll recognize. Here’s his Facebook page.